Ever wished you were the irresistible jerk... you know, that jerk who gets all the babes?
Well, now you can try that role on with Instant Jerk . NOT a friendly
product, it's what we like to call "Fantasy Fulfillment at it's worst!"
The bottle reads "Instant Jerk: Rough, uncivilized and rude. Someone who
might kick a puppy and like it." (scroll down a little further to
actually see the bottle up close)
This is for men who want to make the
jerk fantasy real, and perhaps don't yet know how real pheromones are or the
full range of effects they can help create.
Instant Jerk is probably the best "prove it to me" pheromone product
there is. The effects of Instant Jerk are truly hit-you-over-the-head obvious.
You'd have to be dead not to notice how it makes you and others feel!
When you use Instant Jerk, it'll show you in black and white that pheromones
work, and just how powerful they can be.
In fact, we guarantee you'll piss people off, get angrier than usual, and
even earn some new enemies.
So why do women sometimes like jerks? What's this got going for it?
Emotional polarity is what!
Ever heard the famous quote "Love me or hate me, just don't ignore me!"?
Well, the controversial "radio jock" Howard Stern has fans that both love and
hate him.
The difference between those fans?
The fans that love him listen for an average of an hour a day, while...
get this...
...the fans that HATE Howard Stern listen to him twice as long
as those that love him - about 2 HOURS A DAY!
Incredible, isn't it?
When someone bugs us, our mind tends to fill with them more than if we like them
or even love them. People who we're bothered by fascinate us and draw us in, almost using our will
against us.
No wonder some women are left defenseless against a true jerk. The emotional
polarity effect alone may account for most of the success of "the jerk" we've
all been jealous of sometime in our lives.
Feel free to try it out. It's a great way to prove the power of pheromones to
yourself. If you want, we'll even take it back for credit towards more refined
products later on when you want to try something "more mature".
Unbelievably nice, you say? Yep! We're choosing to be Mr. Nice Guy over here
(the better choice for long term relationships). Is that so bad? :)
How to use Instant Jerk
Using Instant Jerk is fast and easy. Almost too easy.
Start by using just ONE spray, to the chest or other areas below the neck. As
you become more familiar with the effect, you can move to two sprays, but that's
it. Two spray limit!
Never use this at work, or around children. Nobody wants a bully at
work, and kids don't need your crap, either. What we say on the Jerk label may
be true, but we say it with humor... so please don't kick any puppies, even if
you feel that you'd like to!
Also, don't wear this at work, unless you happen to work somewhere where
physically intimidating jerks get ahead. You know, rare jobs like bouncers and
bounty hunters.
For most jobs, you're far better off using true trust & respect formulas like
A314, and friendly products such as
Instant Openness.
Lastly, don't say we didn't warn you! We did, and you agree to hold us
harmless for anything you do while wearing Instant Jerk.
We also want you to "Jerk responsibly". Just because you're going to feel
more aggressive and will be treated by others as if you are aggressive, that
doesn't mean you have to go overboard. Even jerks need to restrain themselves!
Don't buy it if you can't.
Combination's & Modifications
Just like a tailored suit is always
superior to "one size fits all", the same thing is true with pheromones.
You can mix n' match most of the social effects offered by the products here to
get just what you want, matched perfectly to your own natural body chemistry.
Use the following suggestions as starting points. When starting to make your own
mixes, always start on the low end and work your way up, as necessary. These
products are powerful, and sometimes too much doesn't work nearly as well as
"just enough".
To lighten up the Jerk effect and add a greater sense of fun and carefree enjoyment, use along with
2-6 sprays of
Instant Openness applied to your wrists,
or even your hair.
Instant Openness adds a sense of fun, and Instant Jerk provides a sense of
masculine aggression... like you had big muscles. With Instant Openness, you can
actually soften up Instant Jerk enough to create an almost socially acceptable
mix.
To add an additional sense of trust and position yourself as an authority ("tell me what to do"), use with
A314. A314 will lighten Instant Jerk in
some ways, but also make it more intense in others. 2 or 3 drops of A314 to one
spray of Instant Jerk may even make a good nightwear mix. 2 sprays of Jerk,
though, and you'll be less intimidating than with jerk alone, more trustable,
but still too commanding and intense for most people.
To increase the intensity that others literally feel your jerkitude and to encourage
people to call you on it, use along with 1-5 sprays of
Instant Honesty. You'll already be
putting people on edge with Instant Jerk, now with Instant Honesty they'll feel
it even deeper. The upside is that if you're with a woman who really loves a
jerk, she'll be more likely to show it.
To add a youthful "sparkle and shine" to your pheromone mix, add
Instant Shine. Instant Shine is a very
young and fit feeling pheromone. It'll help you project the presence of a Young,
Built Jerk... like high school or college football player. If that's your
fantasy, this is your combo! Instant Shine has even been shown to have some
sexually suggestive effects on women that are appropriate for daytime use .
Scent
This products contains very light, non-offensive Neroli (orange) scent with a
small amount of real essential oils, because it allows the pheromones to work
better than completely "unscented" pheromone products.
After the product completely "dries down" (takes about 15 minutes), the light
scent will be about as powerful as the light scent left by hair conditioner or
liquid body soap. It will acceptable in most environments where obvious scents,
such as colognes, are not allowed.
It is light enough to cover with your own cologne, if you prefer.
Why not completely "unscented"?
"Unscented" is a bit of a misnomer. It usually means "no added scent" in
addition to the pheromones, not scentless. Unlike what you may have
heard, many pheromones do actually have a scent of their own.
While it's true that many people won't notice them, the scent of some
pheromones is much more obvious to others. To some with extra-sensitive noses,
the scent of some pheromones can even be intrusive or offensive. The light
citrus base used in this product covers the pheromonal scent, and makes it more
acceptable to all.
The special light scent package also helps the pheromones to adhere longer to
the skin, and it also increases the radius around you in which the pheromones
are dispersed, allowing them to work at a greater distance.
The small amount of specially selected essential oils have their own
compounds which affect emotions and add to the pheromonal effect. They work in a
similar way as aromatherapy, except that they are used in a much less noticeable
concentration.
In general, this product with it's very light scent base will be in every way
superior to a completely "unscented" product.
Technical
Contains 3 human pheromones in an extremely light Neroli (orange/citrus)
base.
Total pheromone per spray: 15mcg (+/- 5%)
Total pheromone content per bottle: 3000 mcg
Sprays per bottle: Approximately 200
Duration of effects: The primary effects from the product should last
approximately 6 hours. Lesser effects should be noticeable all day, and may run
into the next day.
Support
Unlike the purchase of similarly priced products such as cologne (which you
get no support for whatsoever), support for this product is
available and offered through our exclusive user forum.
You
get a forum account for free with any purchase. For your convenience, your forum
account is created automatically with the same username and password you
register with here.
At the forum, you can get advice, tips and tricks from our staff, and other
users like you.
365 Day Guarantee Complete & Utter Satisfaction Guarantee
Like all the products you can get here, Instant Jerk comes with our famous
manufacturer-backed, 365 day complete & utter satisfaction guarantee. You'll
get noticeable results that you want or you money back.
We're so serious about this, that we actually built easy, automated returns and
exchanges right into the order system! That's right, there's no one you have to
call for approval, and no guessing as to where you send returns.
You can truly relax shopping here, knowing that returns and exchanges really
are easy and hassle free.
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"Instant Jerk" Fantasy Fulfillment Pheromone For Men (IJ/m)
